Why does everything pile up at this time of year? The end of term is nearly upon us and I’m inundated with stuff to do – like sort out the leaving card for The Middle One’s teacher, attend the end of year Mum’s nights out, as well as the school fairs, plays, tea parties and sports days – the list goes on. And it’s all happening along with the sudden cram-it-all-in-before-the-summer socializing. Oh, and Wimbledon.
Thank God, the football is over. Yes, yes, despite my profound sense of ennui, I did succumb to watching the England games – quietly singing ‘I was right, I was right, I was right,’ to the same tune as everyone else chanting, ‘In-ger-land, In-ger-land, In-ger-land’. (I really do hope they’ve left our extra syllable in South Africa.)
Those over-paid, under performing, pathetically pampered players should be ashamed of themselves. Wouldn’t it be fun if we still had the old-fashioned stocks as punishment? I’d love to throw a few rotten tomatoes at that lot. Fabio Cappello – take that mouldy cabbage. Ha!
I’m clearly not alone in feeling like this.
On the Monday school run, I saw a white van man screech to a halt beside a skip. He got out, ripped his white flags off the top and dumped them ceremoniously amongst the mattresses and fridges. Then he spat on top of them.
Didn’t I say the world cup would be bad for the country’s morale? As I said: I was right.
But I’ve got more important things to worry about. Namely, that I’ve asked the neighbours to house-sit whilst we’re on holiday, which would be fine, except that I’ve started to look at my house from their point of view. And the painful truth that has been lurking in the back of my mind can no longer be avoided. It’s a tip.
But that’s not because I don’t tidy up. Oh no. I spend vast quantities of each day tidying up. I’m the Duracell bunny of tidying up. I don’t think I’ve ever once been up or down the stairs in my house without armfuls of stuff to be redistributed.
Yet despite my thin veneer of cleanliness and my ability to make my house look just about presentable for an hour or so, just look closer and you’ll see that every single cupboard and drawer is bursting with stuff. Stuff, stuff, stuff. It’s Everywhere. Today was the day that the creeping tide of The Stuff had to be stopped.
But before long I was huffing and puffing and wondering why I can’t be even slightly OCD? I’ve got some friends who are REALLY REALLY OCD (RROCD). But not me. I’m rubbish at this tidying and ordering lark. It’s bad enough coping with the never-ending laundry for a family of five, but opening the play room door seriously makes me lose the will to live.
Anyway, today I was under siege from the toppling tower of toddler debris whilst having an imaginary fantasy about calling the white van man and cheering him up by paying him a fortune to take everything to that skip, when a delightful email pinged up from my publishers. A timely reminder that life isn’t all about cleaning and sorting out the domestic debris.
You see, publication time is approaching. FORBIDDEN PLEASURES will be hitting the supermarkets and all good bookshops near you on 5th August. Check out the new swanky cover above and tell your mates that their summer read is nearly here.
Thrillingly, there were some early reader previews from Chicklitreviews.com – which I’ve posted into the reviews section of this blog.
It was just the motivational boost I needed. I hoofed everything back into the playroom and rammed the cupboard shut, before scampering back to my study.
So where was I…?
Ah yes. That sultry night in Rio and the gorgeous Argentinian stud with the mysterious brunette in a backless dress and stolen emerald necklace…
I felt better in an instant. You see! A little bit of escapism is just what a girl needs.